Do you have a bank account?

What I said and did yesterday was completely uncalled for and I should apologise I'm sorry.

I love this country so much I want to marry it.

National Faggot Week? Oh England.

I promise to do my best so that you're not left alone.

Sorry if this is horribly morbid, but, uh... who's still out there?

Take care of David for me, all right?

There's an opportunity I just can't pass up...

I am so so sorry, I don't know what I was thinking. Are you okay?

Also a couple days late, but everything's been a mess. Sorry about that too.

I can't stop cutting things up by accident help

Today's quickly becoming a "how many bruises can you get in a single day" counting game

10 so far

Edit: Make that 11

Edit 2: 13 and a broken bed

Edit 3: 13, a broken bed, a broken lamp and a burn

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I finally understand people's need to bash the keyboard.

THAT WAS TOTALLY NOT COOL, SWORDPANTS. WE DIDN'T DO ANYTHING WRONG.

not that you can read this. unless you're reading over my shoulder, which you aren

THAT'S CREEPY STOP IT.